AllSignsPointToLauderdale.

Living in a cupboard under some stairs in Privet Drive Sydney. Music Theatre Amateur. I'm 19 but I'm old for my age. If you don't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else. can i get an amen up in here?

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

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bonesinmyblood:

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

teachers are told to get in between boys when they’re fighting because once they lose eye contact they’ll calm down but teachers are told to stay out of the way of girls fighting because they will fuck your shit up

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whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

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okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

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adamnsight:

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

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duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home. Europeans:
I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida. Americans:
i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay #australians:

katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

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anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

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damonconsumes:

deaneggsandsam:

i was talking to my friend today about something to do with hanging out on the last day of school but instead i accidentally said “the season finale of school”

that’s when you know.

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canadumb:

THIS IS SO ME

canadumb:

THIS IS SO ME

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